Dumbest 2 minutes of my life
I saw this sign in the window of Peacocks (a large clothing chain in the UK), I stood there staring at it for a few minutes trying to get my head around it. So, you’re telling me, when you’re in the fitting rooms trying on garments “you may experience loud noise, vibrations and sudden movements?” *blinks*
It then finally occurred to me that the sign was referring to the referbishment happening in the shopping centre. It’s being changed totally and it’s starting to take shape. Peacocks is one of the few stores in the shopping centre that has decided to stay open when the referbishment is happening.
Stop laughing at me. Refit = Re-fit. As it, fitting clothes. Gah, made sense to me at the time anyway, felt like a right numpty. 
har har. I’m sure I have similar stories but can’t think of them off the top of my head just now.