Posted by flummoxed1 on May 10, 2008 in
humour,
life,
thoughts 
I saw this sign in the window of Peacocks (a large clothing chain in the UK), I stood there staring at it for a few minutes trying to get my head around it. So, you’re telling me, when you’re in the fitting rooms trying on garments “you may experience loud noise, vibrations and sudden movements?” *blinks*
It then finally occurred to me that the sign was referring to the referbishment happening in the shopping centre. It’s being changed totally and it’s starting to take shape. Peacocks is one of the few stores in the shopping centre that has decided to stay open when the referbishment is happening.
Stop laughing at me. Refit = Re-fit. As it, fitting clothes. Gah, made sense to me at the time anyway, felt like a right numpty. 
Tags: humour, life, thoughts
Posted by flummoxed1 on May 10, 2008 in
humour Well, not exactly one liners, little gags, I guess – posted on a reader blog on the South Wales Argus website (linky):
1. Phone answering machine message – “…If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”
2. A bloke walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied,”I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”.
7. I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussle.
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
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Tags: humour
I saw this sign in the window of Peacocks (a large clothing chain in the UK), I stood there staring at it for a few minutes trying to get my head around it. So, you’re telling me, when you’re in the fitting rooms trying on garments “you may experience loud noise, vibrations and sudden movements?” *blinks*